If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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