In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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