I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's never too late to be topless.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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