I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
