I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We need to get me chipped asap
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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