around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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