We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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