it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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