No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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