I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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