Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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