do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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