we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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