Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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