We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
