The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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