office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You dont lie about slip and slides
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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