So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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