Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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