East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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