That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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