how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
