I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hey! you should come over!
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