The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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