I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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