this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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