There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
My vagina is very pro this idea
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