I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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