can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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