she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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