IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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