I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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