Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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