I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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