something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I love having hate sex.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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