I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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