I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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