Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
In America we eat man semen.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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