I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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