how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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