I must be too annoying 4 u.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
its not stalking. its research.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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