He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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