I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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