i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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