he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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