she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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