Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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