You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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