Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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