make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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