Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I will be naked everywhere
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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