Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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