This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just found puke in my bra..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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