Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
