Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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