I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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